As I was walking down the street, I encountered a talking pigeon. Yes, you read that right, a pigeon that could speak fluent English. It was quite bizarre, to say the least. The pigeon kept asking me for directions to the nearest coffee shop, and I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. Eventually, I had to politely decline its request and continue on my way, still chuckling at the strange encounter. Who knew that pigeons could be so chatty?